Pssst...lookin' to get high?

Pssst…lookin’ to get high?

Take a hit of this, it’ll run you up 360% to $95. Buddy of mines waiting for you there,he’s got the stuff that’ll get you the 6000% high you’ve been fiending for.

After that, do yourself and society a favor and get help. You’ll need it. It’s not easy getting off a 6000% high.